2002-12-06

My car is in for a service and i should be too.

Its been a long time between drinks for me & the fiancee, and quite frankly the lack of sexual contact is a real drag - but you know that already. Thankfully I have been having saucy chats with J, the ex-woowoo boy, and my sanity is being kept in check with a liberal application of the vibe. BTW had to buy a new one as the last one, I think the term is 'burned out'. Overuse ha ha ha ha ha ha (manic laughter).

Our latest topic of conversation was 'what would it be like to have a threesome with a transexual?' Yes indeed, she-males for hire! I am kinda into the idea, mainly cause I think it would be cool to have the titties and the cock in the one package, but maybe that's my latest trans-sexualism coming out. The hypothesis is that seeing as I am not averse to some rear entry (providing there is sufficient lube) I could find myself in a Jujitsu sambo (sandwich for the un-Australians). the thought has certainlyspun my dials somewhat, and made me realise that despite my somewhat liberal views I still hold some things to be a bit 'out there'. Kiddies and animals are a big no-no for me due to the lack of willing consent, but for the rest of it I tend to think that anything goes as long as its safe, sane and consensual.

Question is - am I such a sexual thrillseeker that vanilla has become too mundane to adequately fill my needs? Well, no, cause the Jane Austen lovin' part of me likes playing the girl sometimes, and I am not averse to the straight up and down 5 minute quickie when it comes my way. But the ideas, the possibilities... oh I still have such a long way to go with my Edmund Hilary-esque climb to my sexual peak (still a few years off, so I am told).

J revealed that he has neither given nor received love in the manner of the Greeks (ie up the bum), and that amuses and puzzles me. He seems like a such an urbane and worldly guy most of the time, that i guess I just kinda assumed that due to his fame and ability to pick up chicks around the world that he would have found someone with a penchant for the chocolate starfish prior to this. And a lot more... however, he assures me that i am indeed the naughtiest person he knows, and have many more experiences than he, in many more positions, locations and wearing many more interesting items of apparel in the process. And considering he has 11 years on me in the experimentation time department I worry that perhaps I went too hard, too fast during those troublesome early twenties. (Thinks... Naaaaaaaah. It was all for a good cause).

There will be a good film one day to be made of the time of Jujitsulady from 19-29. A sprinkling of angst, a portion of self-awakening, and a hell of a lot of drinking and fucking. Cause at the end of the day that's what it comes down to - getting out of it or getting it on, and then recording the moment. My pedestrian suburban existence for the last year has still been peppered with more than its share of crazy happenings, and I am more willing than most to adopt a 'suck it and see' attitude (Dan E Boi knows all about that one!).

So, 29 years down and hopefully 29 more to go (oh, it was my birthday a week ago, hurray for me). Perhaps if I take the multivitamin B tablets I can kick start my libido again and find the energy to throw the b-friend down on the bed for something a little bit left of safe, sane, or possibly consensual. what am I saying????! Its off to the bathroom for a clitoral workout with the buzzy buzzy joy joy.

Pass the lube, I think the engine needs a little help.

bitch - moan