2003-08-18

Oh my, such a lot to tell and no time to tell it in -

Here's a rundown of the last month

cried a lot, drank like a fish, broke my diet, went to the gym for hours at a time, fell in love with a forbidden man, had some out-there dreams, took the cat to the vet for his arthritis shot, suprised a burglar coming into my study window, fell in lust with a handsome policeman, had some very sexy dreams, went out drinking with the fashion bitches, strained a muscle in my groin, downloaded a lot of illicit music, sang and danced while people were watching, had second third and fourth thoughts about the whole marriage thing, bought two pairs of shoes, had a nice chat with my mum on her birthday, got some saucy text messages from the Sydney Fling Thing, consumed a lot of soup in the vain hope of trying to get back on the low carb diet, made covers for the couch and armchairs.

Phew

And now for the exciting stuff... oh, well, there's not a lot of exciting stuff to report apart from the fact that femmeproject has started up again and its so good to have the gals back typing it for the masses! And yes, men can read it too. It might be a bit "secret women's business" but it may also just give you a fabulous insight into a portion of the femme pysche. Not mine of course as I cover everything up with bluff and guff, and god knows I'd never reveal the true me (goes off and sits in a corner sobbing).

Ha!

You love it, c'mon bitch, say you love it...

I need some nasty sex in an alley

The wedding is still on, for the moment

bitch - moan